It’s a story that can indeed be rather funny at times, especially since it almost feels like parody of the types of dramatic narratives a lot of people tend to expect from various indie games. Throughout all of his attempts, you guide him through various objectives as he begins to have revelations about his life, trying to figure out just how to achieve true happiness and self-worth. The story here is that of John, a penis who works a nine to five job and needs to find a date ASAP for his high school reunion so that he can show up his former bullies. Yes, the story mode in a game set in a world of giant, living peckers is odd, but not in the way you’d think. It tells the tale of John, a penis attempting to find love as soon as possible and the whole campaign is rather… odd, to say the least. But since its initial release in Early Access last year, developer Free Lives has actually added a single-player story mode to check out as well. WARNING: Screenshots in this review will be NSFW, rather unsurprisingly.Īt its core, G enital Jousting is a multiplayer party game where players attempt to penetrate each other (with consent, of course). So does Genital Jousting actually succeed in creating a game that’s actually better than its insanely juvenile premise suggests? And much like good comedy, it is indeed possible to make a game out of virtually anything. Still, at least some part of me was also morbidly curious as to what a game about sentient penises with their own anuses fighting it out for the right to make love in their own special way was like. In fairness, though, they did have a gun to my head. Yes, this is an actual game I ended up reviewing and I know that I can never be invited to any family gathering ever again because of this. First things first, if you happen to be one of my relatives who stumbled upon this review by Googling by name or such, then my sincerest apologies.
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